They say that 20% of all accidents are caused by drunken drivers, Therefore 80% involve sober drivers. Can sober drivers get the f**k off the road so we (drinkers) can get home safely.
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really!? Like a ne...
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and. went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss. The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'.... (I work with...
Judge: Raj, why were you beaten up in public? What did you did?
Raj: Sir, I am innocent.
Judge: How can you say that?
Raj: Your honour, I was in a crowded bus, my photo fell from wallet, so ... I said to the lady in front of me, 'Aunty, please lift your sari, I want to take photo’
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath. He said, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.' She blew u...
Ratulevu wrote:OMG!..Oileie...I was around the corner and couldn't make it. Tell us what happened there. Was there a jumping castle for adults as well....