Jobs that are better than mine

[Vanita hoping we have more members who are active - reading is good but posting would be appreciated]

I thought I compile a list of jobs that would be much better than mine. I think we all hit the snooze button many times during which time we spend thinking about the pros and cons of not going to work.

Well I found this list of jobs on a website while browsing internet and waiting for the clock to hit 5. Feel free to list any jobs you may think would be better than yours !

Fortune Cookie Writer
As far as writing jobs go, this would probably be the easiest as the pages are very small. If I was a professional fortune cookie writer, amongst the standard messages of promised hope and riches, I would include statements such as "I am sending you this message from the future, robots will take over in four days, leave the city immediately."

Wind Turbine Technician (specialising in aerotechatrons)
Everyone loves wind turbines because they are so big and white and symbolise clean, renewable energy and environmental responsibility. I knew a girl once who had a poster of one on her wall and when I asked if she was an environmentalist she answered "no, I just like them" which is fair enough. Everyone does. I have never heard anyone say "God I hate wind turbines" so if my business card said Wind Turbine Technician rather than Graphic Designer, I would probably receive the pity look a lot less. The only problem is that I would probably have to pretend to care about the environment. There is an old saying that "this is not our planet, we are just looking after it for our children" but in thirty years when my offspring complains that we trashed the planet, I will say "That's what you get for all the crap Fathers day presents."

Park Ranger
Sometimes when I am at work and I have had enough of moving pixels around the screen, I will grab my keys and say "I have to go to a client meeting, I will be back in an hour" and run out the door before anybody can question who the meeting is with. Then I go shopping for cleaning products or to a movie. If I was a park ranger I would tell everyone that I had a meeting with a bear or something then go for a canoe ride or trap squirrels.

Parking Inspector
Although there would obviously be many benefits to being a parking inspector, the knowledge that every day I would be making the world a better place would be the most satisfying aspect. They would try to pay me and I would put my hand up and say "No, the important contribution I make to society is payment enough."

Accident Claim Investigator
Having a job where people tell you a story and you say "I don't think so" seems like it would be a lot of fun. I have been in a total of three vehicle accidents. On all three occasions I have been assigned an accident claim investigator

[Melbournian]

I would be a DOCTOR ...... because Nurses are easy

[BroncosLove]

Nurses wash, doctors clean, both stinky jobs...

I would better be Bus driver...

[antivalentine dontcha luv the smell of pataka's]

Adult Store Attendent - because it would be nice to perv

[Melbournian]

Adult Store Attendent - because it would be nice to perv

Perv !!

I would be a NEW ZEALAND Tourism Operator - this will give me lots of time as no one wants to go there. I think I would be watching lots of pornography and doing drugs