Jaadugar Kona

[Jaadugar]

Parrot and Magician

A magician on a cruise liner had a parrot,
who'd seen all the magician's tricks a jillion times,
long ago having figured out the magic behind the magician's disappearing acts.
The parrot got bored,
his owner growing stale and not developing
any new tricks that the parrot couldn't figure out.

One night in the middle of the magician's performance,
the ship hit an iceberg and sank.
Everyone drowned except the magician and the parrot.
The magician managed to swim to a piece of
wreckage and climb aboard,
immediately collapsing from exhaustion.

Soon afterward, the parrot flew to the magician,
perched on the edge of the makeshift raft
and stared at the magician.
And stared. And stared.

For a whole day the magician was unconscious,
and all this time the parrot didn't take his eyes off him.
Eventually the magician started to stir.
Looking up, he saw the parrot,
still eyeing him intently, not even blinking.

Another hour goes by, and finally the parrot squawks,
"Awright, I give up. What did you do with the ship?

[Jaadugar]

Blind Pilots Joke
Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and
says, 'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die' !!

[Jaadugar]

Om Jai Google Hare !!
Swami Jai Google hare
Programmers ke sankat, Developers ke Sankat,
Click main door kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!

Jo Dhyawe vo pawe,
Dukh bin se man ka, Swami dukh bin se man ka,
Homepage ki sampatti lawe, Homework ki sampatti karave
Kasht mite work ka,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Tum puran search engine
Tum hi Internet yaami, Swami Tum hi Internet yaami
Par karo hamari Salari, Par karo hamari apprisal,
Tum dunia ke swami,
Swami Om Jai Google hare.

Tum information ke saagar,
Tum palan karta, swami Tum palan karta,
Main moorakh khalkamii, Main Searcher tum Server-ami
Tum karta dhartaa !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Din bandhu dukh harta,
Tum rakshak mere, Swami tum thakur mere,
Apni search dikhaao, sare reasearch karao
Site par khada mein tere,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Google devta ki aarti Jo koi programmer gaawe,
Swami Jo koi bhi programmer gaawe,
Kehet SUN swami, MS Hari har swami,
Manwaanchhit fal paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google hare.

[Jaadugar]

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?""The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."

[Jaadugar]

At 88, my grandfather, Nana Jaadugar was not using glasses......................

.........well, He was drinking straight from the bottle

[Jaadugar]

Explaining his claim
A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim." I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company." Yes, that's right," replied the farmer, nodding his head." You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I've never felt better inn my life.' Is that the case?" "Yeah, but" stammered the farmer." A simple yes or not will suffice," counsel interrupted quickly." Yes," Replied the farmer.Then it was the turn of the farmer's counsel to ask him questions. "Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health," his lawyer said." Certainly," replied the farmer. "After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. "Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. Then he come straight over to me and asked me how I was feeling. "Now, mate, what the heck would you have said to him?"

[intelinside feels like I just climbed Mt Everest and slid my way back to the ground......]

At 88, my grandfather, Nana Jaadugar was not using glasses......................

.........well, He was drinking straight from the bottle

like Mr Jadugal didnt you have glasses at your nana ke home or your nana was soo eager to dlink the daalu that he just couldnt wait for the glass. Ohh maybe like Nana didnt have glasses, I am sure he has glog bowl he could have used that, like your nana would have been the funkiest nana in the gaw dlinking his daaalu from a glog bowl - Coool Nana

[BroncosLove]

At 88, my grandfather, Nana Jaadugar was not using glasses......................

.........well, He was drinking straight from the bottle

like Mr Jadugal didnt you have glasses at your nana ke home or your nana was soo eager to dlink the daalu that he just couldnt wait for the glass. Ohh maybe like Nana didnt have glasses, I am sure he has glog bowl he could have used that, like your nana would have been the funkiest nana in the gaw dlinking his daaalu from a glog bowl - Coool Nana

Intel I thought you will come back refleshed, the Jaadugal is talking about eye waala glasses?
Well have a sip from the bottle,

[Jaadugar]

Tension: when wife iz pregnant!
Terror: When girl friend iz preggnant!
Horror: When both are preggnant!
Tragedy: When yU are Nt responsible fr both!

[intelinside feels like I just climbed Mt Everest and slid my way back to the ground......]

Intel I thought you will come back refleshed, the Jaadugal is talking about eye waala glasses?
Well have a sip from the bottle,

I know Bloncos I got the joke after I logged off. But there are two things from the joke that remain unanswered (1) did Nana have drinking glasses at home or he just liked drinking from the bottle and (2) did Nana wear eyeglasses?