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by **BroncosLove** » Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:07 pm

no dude she just colored it.. :twisted:

by **BroncosLove** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:41 pm

voted the Best Joke of 2010 - so far!

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air,
and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a
question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to
dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.

He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided
to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being
informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out..The
young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the
father's nose and told him to blow hard.

When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and
yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful!
Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?'

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law.' :cheers:

by **Ratulevu** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:11 am

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..not an ass digger I suppose :mrgreen:

by **BroncosLove** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:36 pm

If only the Dad knew that smell, RATU- which koro you come from? :stressed:

Sorry there is no spear or gun -smilies..

by **BroncosLove** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:20 pm

Recently a young woman came into my father's insurance
office with her newborn twins. Dad asked her if she ever
had any trouble telling them apart. She gave him a funny
look before responding, "No, I haven't had any problem.
This is Benjamin and this is Elizabeth."

by **BroncosLove** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:26 pm

Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle so they
decide to celebrate by going out. They walk into a bar
chanting, "61 days! 61 days!"

The bartender gets curious and walks over to them and asks,
"Why are you chanting 61 days?"
One of the three answer, "Because the box said 3-to-6 years!"

by **savita** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:32 pm

Breaking News............. Al Queda on StrikeSource: Unknown....

"Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.

The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by 25% this February from 72 to only 60. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife.

The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs ( or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and immediately balloted for strike action.

General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".

Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands in which he currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden explained, "We sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace.

Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don't like cutting wages but I'd hate to have to tell 3000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up."

Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland , Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the strike would not affect their operations as "There are no virgins in their areas anyway".

Apparently the drop in the number of suicide bombings has been put down to the emergence of that Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle - now that Muslims know what a virgin looks like that they are not so keen on going to paradise."