Broncos' short stories......

[BroncosLove]

Excellent fella....The brake lights should have been made of coconut shell and the tyres glued with coconut husks.....

This is from Bali.

the guy standing in the back looks like lesbian??

[AA]

If you're wondering why I haven't been on much lately, it's because I was walking near a mental institution the other day. I could hear a bunch of the residents yelling, "13 .... 13 .... 13 ..... 13!", but I couldn't see why they were yelling - the grounds are closed off on that side by a wooden fence that's too tall to see over.

Finally, I noticed a gap between two loose boards. I peeked through and someone poked me in the eye with a stick! It left me writhing on the ground in pain covering my injured eye.

As I dragged myself up off the ground and thought about making a trip to the emergency room, it heard the residents started yelling, "14 .... 14 ..... 14 ..... 14!"

Do you have to wear an eye patch now?

[AA]

Excellent fella....The brake lights should have been made of coconut shell and the tyres glued with coconut husks.....

This is from Bali.

the guy standing in the back looks like lesbian??

Lesbian from Bali

[Jaadugar]

...I thought the Lesbiyans are from Lesbiya.

[BroncosLove]

...I thought the Lesbiyans are from Lesbiya.

And Lasbians are like Labasia...?

[BroncosLove]

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you,
it's only when you leave her a virgin.

Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror is when both are pregnant!
Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm
When mating. Only 10% enters the female.
And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?

Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?
To see if you really mean it!

Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow
You have to do it again with same perfection.

Wives are funny creatures.
They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks
And then they want to kill the woman who does.

Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic sex.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.

[BroncosLove]

The Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Stewardess

>
>
> A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of
> frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of
> them for him.
>
> She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
> refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her
> personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning
> in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and
> proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she
> let them thaw out.
>

>
> Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.
>
> Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom
> to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who
> gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
>
> Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate
them...
>
> Two lessons here:
>
> 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
> 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think

[intelinside feels like I just climbed Mt Everest and slid my way back to the ground......]

The Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Stewardess
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom
to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who
gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them...

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think

Okay I didnt get this one - why didnt the Lawyer put his hand up ? The crabs belonged to him didnt it ?

[BroncosLove]

the cooking crabs, yes.

[AA]

The Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Stewardess
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom
to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who
gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them...

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think

Okay I didnt get this one - why didnt the Lawyer put his hand up ? The crabs belonged to him didnt it ?

Blonde Intel.