Jaadugar's Marital Bliss

[Jaadugar]

Cherry Vanilla Ice Cream
Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, "Put that away, Little Johnny. You can't have ice cream now. It's too close to supper time. Go outside and play".

Little Johnny whimpers and says, "There's no one to play with".

Trying to placate him, she says, "OK. I'll play with you. What do you want to play"?

"I wanna play 'Mommie and Daddy", Little Johnny whines in reply.

Trying not to register surprise, and to further appease him, she says, "Fine, I'll play. What do I do"?

Little Johnny says, "You go up to the bedroom and lie down as if you're taking a nap".

Figuring that she can easily control the situation, Mom goes upstairs.

Little Johnny, acting a bit cocky, swaggers down the hall and opens the utility closet. He puts on his fathers old fishing hat. As he starts up the stairs, he notices a cigarette butt in the ashtray on the end table. He picks it up and slips it in the corner of his mouth. At the top of the stairs he moves to the bedroom doorway.

His mother raises her head and asks, "What do I do now"?

In a gruff manner, Little Johnny says, "Get your ass downstairs and get that kid some ice cream"!

[BroncosLove]

The 1st Affair:

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and
woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the
grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where
have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my
secretary. We had sex all afternoon."

"You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"

The 2nd Affair:

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two
beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you
been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"

[Jaadugar]

A Loving Wife
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

[BroncosLove]

Another widow hunting in the pubs?

[AA]

:lol: The 1st Affair:

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and
woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the
grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where
have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my
secretary. We had sex all afternoon."

"You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"

Excellent, what better could he have hoped for...................

[Senal31]

Once there was a young Red Indian couple who just got married. After 6 months of marital bliss, the wife was still unable to conceive, so the husband brought her to the Medicine Man. The husband asked the Medicine Man: "Many moons come, Many moons go; I come, Baby no come, How come?"

The Medicine Man told the husband to go to the Blue mountains and meditate there for 9 months. After 9 months had passed, he came down from the mountains, and was surprised to see that his wife had a baby.

So he brought her again to see the Medicine Man, and the husband asked him: "Many moons come , Many moons go, I no come, Baby come, How come?" TheMedicine Man turned to the wife for an answer. She replied: "Many moons come, Many moons go, You no come, Many men come...."

[Dannie Slackerzzzzzzzzz]

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, to organise social events, preparing for Compeer work, the car, playing music, watching DVD's

Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. WhenI arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again , eventually.

[Ratulevu]

'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

.........

just wondering.....what happened in between.

[Jaadugar]

Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,




Aur Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai!!!

[BroncosLove]

Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,




Aur Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai!!!

world is round what goes around zooms around.