Jaadugar's Marital Bliss

[Jaadugar]

Only hope we are not taking the test with same examiner??

So what happens when the sister-in-law gets married and being the last one . I think the sasoor will go through the "rituals" himself with the would be son-in-law......

[AA]

Only hope we are not taking the test with same examiner??

So what happens when the sister-in-law gets married and being the last one . I think the sasoor will go through the "rituals" himself with the would be son-in-law......

The would be son-in-law would become the ex-would be son-in-law pretty quick, because he won't be running out of the door to get something from the car but to save his little life.

[Jaadugar]

Only hope we are not taking the test with same examiner??

So what happens when the sister-in-law gets married and being the last one . I think the sasoor will go through the "rituals" himself with the would be son-in-law......

The would be son-in-law would become the ex-would be son-in-law pretty quick, because he won't be running out of the door to get something from the car but to save his little life.

Ha!...Ha!.........How come youse get all these stories so quick............Barka ke kuch experience kaam karein hai ka!

This is a worry if you try to impress your "Sasoor ji"

Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament:

"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars. To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the Jaguar. To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and $250,000. And to my son-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my treadmill."

[AA]

Ha!...Ha!.........How come youse get all these stories so quick............Barka ke kuch experience kaam karein hai ka!

No experience in that area just smarter people around I guess

[Jaadugar]

Ha!...Ha!.........How come youse get all these stories so quick............Barka ke kuch experience kaam karein hai ka!

No experience in that area just smarter people around I guess

I have to agree there Pal........Youse really talking fact.

[BroncosLove]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, Fiddles in her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."

[Jaadugar]

Broncos,

You really frighten me mate with those wild jokes.. .........Good one fella!

Very Friendly Friends
A sailor came home from a secret two year mission at sea only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge.

"Was it my friend Joe ", he demanded.

"No !" his weeping wife replied.

"Was it my friend Bob then?" he asked.

"NO !!!" she said even more upset.

"Well which one of my no good friends did this then?" he asked.

"Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" she snapped.

[BroncosLove]

she is so right, a FRIEND doesnt betray a man on duty??

[savita]

Be Strong guys!

If you don't do it then someone will! Might as well do it!

[AA]

Do what..........