Jaadugar's Marital Bliss

[Jaadugar]

Do what..........

Ah!...Do the don'ts and don't do the do not thinghy becuase your friend might do that you if you don't do the do do thinghy when your friend is away. So just do it........I hope AA got it this time....

[BroncosLove]

AA just have some cold ones and relax, dont do the dont thinghey, it may come around, yeh savita?

[Jaadugar]

THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife
kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of
first, the truck, the car, playing golf '
Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When
I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors..
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the
house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed
her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass,
you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

[BroncosLove]

nice one, should have given her the eye brush as well..

[BroncosLove]

Golf Panties.

The Swede's wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust
of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?", Ole demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she
replied.

The Swede immediately reached into his pocket and said, "For the sake of decency,
here's a $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.

Next, the Irishman's wife bent over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blew up
to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no
knickers. Why not?"

She replied, "I can't afford any on the little money you give me."

Patrick reached into his pocket and said, "For the sake of decency, here's a $20.
Go out and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bent over. The wind also took her skirt over her head to
reveal that she, too, is naked.

"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the friggin hell are yer drawers?"

She too explained, 'You dinna give me enough money to be able at affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and said, "Well, fer the love 'o decency,
here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.."





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[AA]

Do what..........

Ah!...Do the don'ts and don't do the do not thinghy becuase your friend might do that you if you don't do the do do thinghy when your friend is away. So just do it........I hope AA got it this time....

Oh got it..........do the do thingy

[Senal31]

Phew!......... How did you get that AA. I am still confused as what is the "Do thinghy".....

[AA]

Phew!......... How did you get that AA. I am still confused as what is the "Do thinghy".....

I was just pretending to have understood it mate, just so people here don't think I am a dumb ass............but now since you did not get it too, we should ask these people to explain the "do thingy" in a bit more detail.

[BroncosLove]

Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'

The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'

[Jaadugar]

Phew!......... How did you get that AA. I am still confused as what is the "Do thinghy".....

I was just pretending to have understood it mate, just so people here don't think I am a dumb ass............but now since you did not get it too, we should ask these people to explain the "do thingy" in a bit more detail.

Okay Fella............You pretender.........

A couple were in thier bed ready to make love when their four year old son walked in an asked Daddy can I ride on your back, The Dad said no, when the wife told her husband it's OK honey he doesn't know whats going on, so he agreed. As they got in to the throws of passion and the wife started moaning and breathing heavy the little boy said, Daddy you better hold on yesterday when she did that me and the Milkman both almost hit the floor